Excerpt: The Tragedy of Britney Spears

As much as everyone hates (or maybe secrely loves) all the Britney Spears media coverage these days, hearing about her every exploit can get rather taxing. However, the massive Rolling Stone cover story devoted to her (full version online now) is beyond fascinating. Here’s my absolute favorite passage:

If there is one thing that has become clear in the past year of Britney’s collapse — the most public downfall of any star in history — it’s that she doesn’t want anything to do with the person the world thought she was. She is not a good girl. She is not America’s sweetheart. She is an inbred swamp thing who chain-smokes, doesn’t do her nails, tells reporters to “eat it, snort it, lick it, fuck it” and screams at people who want pictures for their little sisters.

Zing!

Posted on February 22, 2008
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  1. Lenslinger February 23, 2008 7:30 pm

    Wow, I almost picked RS in the newsstand last night, but the Britney pic turned me off. Think now I’ll pick it up…

  2. turdpolisher February 24, 2008 10:02 pm

    you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. that’s why we call her the ride of louisiana.

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