This is the “It’s May sweeps” blog post.
I have so many things to blog about, but not just yet. Partly because some of the awesome stuff is top secret (how’s that for a sweeps tease?) and will be revealed later this week. Anyway, here’s some of the fabulous things I’ve been engrossed in for the past few days:
1. Sweeps promos: Now that I’m part-time in the promotions department, I’ve been churning out promos for the May war effort. So far I’ve produced: “Permanent Makeup” ; “Sex and the Bible”; and “Could Your Job Be Killing You?”
2. Special reports: The only sweeps segment I’ve been assigned this ratings book is called, “Permanent Makeup” [video link] and it’s all about women who are getting makeup tattooed onto their eyes and face, rather than apply it all day the normal way.
3. Here’s where I stand on this week’s pop culture: Still blown away by Lost. Missed this week’s BSG. Forgot to see Iron Man. Played a ton of GTA4 (mostly getting run over by Hasser online). Ashamed I’m obsessed with the polygamist ranch story (also looking forward to the next season of Big Love).
Hey!!! I only ran you over a couple times! Ok… maybe like 100 times, but really… why are you always in front of my car? Or in back of it… or to the side… lol
Zombie GTA?…
http://kotaku.com/386941/gta-multiplayer-wait-im-a-zombie
I wrote a comment about the sweeps stories you were promoting and I decided if I didn’t have anything nice to say…
Well, I do have something nice to say: I’m sure your promos were original and well-produced. As for the stories themselves, I don’t have an opinion because I won’t be watching.
God bless consultants and their view of women 25-54.
And robot humor!
http://tinyurl.com/537e8b