Another creepy Houston billboard

My morning/afternoon commutes never seem to lack excitement. I’m often maneuvering to save my life, or watching other people fall into obvious speed traps and avoid near-collisions. And when the drive is slow, I’m often entertained by all the creepy billboards…

Today’s selection is from an area chain of tanning salons called Darque Tan – which, honestly, have always seemed rather skanky to me (though, I’ve also heard that some locations are quite nice). Anyway, the billboard has some chick photoshopped into the chain’s silhouette logo – only leaving me to imagine what scenario this ’scene’ is supposed to be depicting. Do women really love a man that has tanned himself into a charred corpse? Or perhaps she’s a groupie who stalks members of Blue Man Group. Or maybe it’s just all some lovely, horny dream. All I know is that “you’ll love getting Darque.”